party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

(via orgasm)

itsgayerinenochian:

satans-ghost:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

(Source: mingdliu, via phobias)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via custom--smiles)

Years from now,
with the pen in my hand,
one that barely has ink,
I will still be writing about us.

Years from now,
with a broken pencil
that I can barely hold,
I will still be writing about us.

Years from now,
with coffee stains on the paper,
and no thoughts in my mind,
I will still be writing about us.

Years from now,
sitting in the corner of the cafe,
because that’s where we sat together,
I will still be writing about us.

Years from now,
with no memory in my mind,
maybe just a few streaks of remembrance,
I will still be writing about us.

Years from now,
when I will have forgotten
how to pronounce a few words,
but not how it felt to see you,
I will still be writing about us.

Years from now,
when I will be breathing so lightly,
people might mistake me for the dead,
I will still be writing about us.

dyellas:

do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker

(Source: dyellllas, via sosupershy)

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via stability)

ernbarassing:

You say I’m wearing too much black but all I hear is I look great

(Source: ernbarassing, via look---alive---sunshine)

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*